-Why do we call it Japan when Japanese call it Nippon or Nihon? It's like Germany and Deutschland. How many other names of countries do we butcher?
-What's with the random lotto stalls. I hardly see anybody ever buying a ticket but these things are all over the place! Can I buy one? And how would I know if I won?
- Have you ever seen so many people reading comic books (Manga... I know... get over it) in one place? at four in the morning? What the hell do these people do?
-I want a beer without the izakya atmosphere. I want a normal, shady, run'o the mill bar!
-A good majority of Japanese avoid me on the train... and just about anywhere else.
-Octopus. What's the big deal? It doesn't even have a flavor. You can't tell me they like it for the texture... it feels like rubber!
-Everyone keeps talking about rainy season. What the hell? It's been raining at the very least once a couple weeks. If that's not rainy season then tell me what is.
-I'm over the foriegners that try to blend in so much so that they act like snobs. Those people are lame.
-I don't care what Matt says. The phones here are way more advanced than the ones back in the States!
-Must every employee say "Irashaimase!" upon entering a store? I think that one is enough. Although I can't help but be ammused by the one guy that says it about three minutes after everyone else.
-Beer. Can I have a little more variety please?
-I've been wondering... why is it that Japan is the only other country where theme parks thrive? Hmmmm... research paper?
-Damn this is a hard language to learn.
That is all for now.
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